fat and clumsy

The tile of my post best describes me. I just spilled like half a pack of tea all over myself. The cushion in my office chair is soaked with tea sweetness and the left side of my pants reeks of tea perfume. Yup the latest men's body cologne, teh-O. I am contemplating on going home after work to change up before I head down to AI for orals. Do I have enough time and energy for the quick turnaround?
On second thought, No. I will have to live with soaking wet tea flavoured undies and pants for the rest of the afternoon. Whoever hates me will be laughing their butts off right now.